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Goodbye Maths...

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I never thought this day would come,
A day where no more maths be done,
But it came, and here it is,
I've never felt as good as this,

I never knew smoke could taste this good,
Or burning my knuckles wouldn't hurt, like it should,
I suppose its just because,
Maths has lost it's evil force,

For now I am free,
From Trigonometry,
And I'll never have to do binomials,
Or Surds or Algebra ever again at all,

People frown when I say "I'm dropping maths"
But I just laugh and smile because I hath,
Been set free like a bird,
And now I can do a turd,


ON MATHEMATICS!


HOORAY! I just completed my last mathematical commitment! And now I am free to complete the rest of my schooling life with out the stupid waste of time!

This is my ode to Mathematics. A Tribute. A Memorial. A Testament to how much I love Maths!

or "math" if you are American!
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Em-E-chan's avatar
Now...now... Math isn't a waste of time. Evil yes.... but a necessary evil. After all how will you caculate sales tax, or keep trake of your cash, or now how big your window coverings/tablecloths/etc should be without using math? But yes... I can understand your joy.